A funny lesson on the different marketing concepts

1. Direct Marketing : You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me!

2. Advertising : You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: He's very rich. Marry him.

3. Telemarketing : You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.

4. Public Relations : You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door of the car for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: By the way, Im rich. Will you marry me?

5. Brand Recognition : You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?

6. Customer Feedback : You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me! She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

7. Demand and supply gap : You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me! And she introduces you to her husband.

8. Competition eating into your market share : You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: Im rich. Will you marry me? and she goes with him.

9. Restriction for entering new markets: You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: Im rich, Marry me! your wife arrives.